Kagami Yoshimizu Theater
3rd year, class B...
Miss Kuroi!
Yeah, yeah...
Aimai san senchi sorya punitte koto kai? Choh!
The ambiguous 3cm? Does that mean it's plushy? Wait!
Rappingu ga seifuku dafuritte koto nai bun
The wrapping is a uniform, argh, it's not an act, pooh
Ganbacchau yacchacchau
Gotta do your best, gotta just do it
Sontokkya chanto release yo
That's time to catch 'n' release, eek
Ase (whoop) ase (whoop)
Between sweat (whoop) sweat (whoop)
No tanima ni darlin' darlin' freeze!
Darlin', darlin', freeze!
Nan kataru nan taberu
Kinda lethargic, something's kinda comin' out
Aishiteiru are ikko ga chigatte run run
I love you... Oh wait, one of those was different
Nayamibou koutetsubou
Worrywarts, high metal bars
Oishinbou iikagen ni shinasai!
Tasty thoughts... And that's enough!
Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karadatte
The heated body of that flying you-know-who
Iwayuru futsuu na onna no ko
It's what you call a normal girlie
Odoroita atashi dake?
Am I the only one surprised?
Tonkotsu harigane okawari
Seconds on pork-bone broth ramen with wire-hard noodles
Da da da da da
Bonbon ouendan
Pom-poms cheer squad
Let's get cherry pie
Ranran kangeikai
Happy fun welcoming party
Look up! Sensation
Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
Yeah! Feeling of existence, dot dot small planet
Butsukatte tokemashita bouzen
Collided and it melted away, in total awe
Ooini utatte shi-ranger!
Go all out to sing, shi-ranger!
Motteike!
Take it away!
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
I should be the one who'll be laughing in the end
Serafuku dakara desu ketsuron
Because I have the sailor suit <- This is my conclusion
n n n n n n n n
Getsuyoubi nanoni!
It's only Monday!
Kigen warui no dou suru yo?
Already in a bad mood? What to do?
Natsufuku ga ii nodesu kyawaii!
I really prefer the summer outfits <- kya! wah! good! (cute!) ♥
seifuku in san piece sorya matette chuucho da yan
Until we approach 3 pixels, no hesitations please *
Ganbatte harikitte
Do your best, be energetic
My darlin' darlin' please!
My darlin', darlin' please!
Morning, Kagami.
Hey. You're in a good mood, what's up?
I traded my old cell phone in for a new one!
Oh, finally?
Seriously? Isn't it more of a child than you think? Oh, finally?
Seriously? Isn't it more of a child than you think? That means you can now set songs for your ringtones
Hold on a sec, I'm gonna watch anime and stuff! That means you can now set songs for your ringtones
Hold on a sec, I'm gonna watch anime and stuff! and customize your screen, right?
I already entered my favorites onto it.
You know, that's some song you got there.
But...
You have to pick up before it enters the chorus, so it's a shame,
or rather, don't you get stressed over it?
Even if you don't answer, it stops mid-song.
I've never thought about it myself, but is that how it works?
Ring
If you had to pick, Kagami is... an orc!
Why?! Why am I the only monster?!
Yes, hello, Hiiragi here.
Oh, no, it's a habit from answering calls on the land-line at home.
She was throwing her anger at me until mere seconds ago.
Today I had a sandwich that you pour a balsamic vinegar-based sauce on. She was throwing her anger at me until mere seconds ago.
Today I had a sandwich that you pour a balsamic vinegar-based sauce on. Why can women switch gears so quickly?
But the other day, my mother...
I have returned home!
Oh yes, hello? Huh, Miyuki?
Geez, Miyuki! Here, the phone! It's from Konata-chan!
Um... Did I do something wrong?
No, Mother really is an open book,
so she's the type that you can see when she's angry.
Apparently, she hit her foot against the corner of the desk.
But that's a bit different from being an open book.
Her personality is exactly as it seems.
Because you know so much, Miyuki, you really help me out,
getting me answers so quickly!
I was so happy to be complimented by my mother
that it became a habit to look up all sorts of things.
Miyuki, you know more than your mom!
Now, it's because it's fun to learn something...
Does that mean I've brought you up well?
That was the conversation we had.
What's with that spaced-out conversation?
Anyway, Miyuki-san, I can tell you're definitely her daughter.
You two are just alike.
Are we alike?
Completely, all the way down to the genes.
But Miyuki, you really do know all sorts of things,
not just what we learn in school.
Nowadays, there are so many sources of information
that it is fun to learn about all sorts of things.
That's impossible for me.
I don't feel up to it! I wanna play!
Ask others when you're in a bind!
They do say that only children or oldest children tend to be selfish.
Come to think of it, you're an only child too, right, Miyuki?
You're both only children, but I guess it depends on the person, huh?
No... at home, I have an example,
or someone that seems like an older sister.
Cleaning is a pain! Laundry exhausts me!
Is take-out okay for dinner?
We have two older sisters,
and all meals turn into battles for food, so you end up very tough.
Yay! Sukiyaki!
Go ahead and eat plenty.
Time to eat!
And so, Kona-chan said that when your cell phone gets no reception,
it's because the density of some kind of particles is very high.
I see, I see.
And she said that when the battery is dead,
the situation is "Completely Silent".
Kids nowadays use very strange words.
Hey, let's leave some for Tsukasa too.
I'll give you some of my share, Tsukasa.
Thanks.
You say that, but you were wolfing it down with us.
I guess there are good and bad things about siblings.
Only children have their own problems as well.
That's right, Yuki-chan, sometimes you really space out, right?
Space out?
You know, the other day...
Considering green (horse dung) sea urchins...
I'm sure they can't stand the name they've been given.
What's wrong?
I was walking while thinking, and ran into the door...
Miyuki-san, you really concentrate so hard...
You have lots of situations like that.
Oh, how very embarrassing...
Hey, but if you start thinking about something else
in the middle of doing something, do you lack concentration skills?
Wait, which is it?
That really is like you, Miyuki.
That's true.
The other day, I was warming up a drink...
Oh, I had forgotten!
I need to warm it up again...
Several dozen minutes later
Oh... I have to do it again...
Oh, again!
Oh!
Geez, Miyuki, you forgot again!
I'm sorry, I couldn't help it...
I guess I have no choice. I'll bring it over to you.
Thank you so much.
And with a push!
Several dozen minutes later
I forgot!
Nothing less from the family in the Hall of Fame.
It is terribly embarrassing, but...
Miyuki-san, when did you start wearing glasses?
I think it was in the last few years in elementary school.
So your eyesight wasn't that bad to begin with?
When I was a child, I really loved all the books
that my mother would read to me before going to sleep.
But my mother would always fall asleep first,
and I wanted to know how the story continued,
and tried so hard to read on in a dark room...
And eventually my eyesight...
But it's best for kids to be on good terms with their parents,
like in your family, Miyuki.
I heard that one reason why kids nowadays are so indifferent and dry
is because they lack affection, or rather skinship, from their parents.
You know, I wonder, when was the last time
that I got a big hug from Mom?
Tsukasa, you were a spoiled child,
so you were all over Mom until about 7th grade!
Really?
Maybe that's why you're such a good girl.
In my family, Dad still clings all over me!
That's probably why you haven't grown up, in a way.
Speaking of children, there really are a lot of cases
involving abduction or confinement of young girls lately.
You really have an eye out for stuff like that for some reason...
But my dad's the one who worries about that stuff.
Don't say scary things like that so easily.
Well, I'm sure they've been affected by games, more or less...
But I'd really like them to stop, because it only troubles other users!
Or rather, at least, stuff like that
never shows up in the games that I play.
Oh, that's right, it's almost the one-year anniversary.
- Of what?
- Of me getting a part-time job. - Of what?
- Of me getting a part-time job.
Everyone at work said they would celebrate it with me.
Come to think of it, I haven't been there yet.
Maybe I'll go visit you while you work sometime,
to get back at you for New Year's.
Sure, that's fine!
It's fine?! Isn't this usually where people get reluctant?
I mean, being seen is like half of my job already.
They call it a cosplay café, right?
Yeah. Let me know in advance when you're going to come.
Sometimes we're pretty busy.
I'll do that.
Hey, guys, class has already started, you know?
Lucky Star!
Oh, hello.
We just came out of the station.
Yeah, yeah, I'll get it for you.
Yeah. Yeah.
Kona-chan said it was all right?
It's all right, but she wants me to buy this month's
Issue of Comp______ and a Lelou____ comic over there first.
Will we be able to find it easily?
She reminded me to get the receipt stamped by the cashier,
but it's a bit confusing.
Excuse me, do you mind?
I'd like a picture.
I'm not Kamigishi... I'm Hiiragi...
Hey, you! What do you think you're doing?!
Over here too for a shot, please!
Geez! Stop taking pictures!
Then, excuse me... Can you say "Hiroyuki-chan" for me?
"Hiroyuki-chan"?
Let's go!
This is the first time I've been in a store like this,
but it's so spacious that it makes you panic.
On the phone, she told me that it would be obvious when I got here.
Kona-chan can figure it out...
I think I'd get lost if I was by myself.
Oh, is this it?
Now, I have to find a comic called Lelou. ____
It's not here...
I can't find it.
Excuse me, where is the Lelou comic? ____
Oh, that would be this.
Code Ge ss... _
At least tell me the title so that it's easy for us to understand.
Can I get points on my card the next time I'm here?
Then, please bring your card with this receipt on your next visit.
Sure.
Thank you very much!
Now, all we have to do is go visit Konata's place.
Big sister, I'm hungry!
I'll be getting off of work soon, so hold on for a few minutes.
How do you want us to get there, with a map like this?!
Here
Gamers
As it so happens, I looked the location up before coming,
so I think it's over here.
Nothing less from Yuki-chan!
In the end, Miyuki is the one that we can count on.
It's this place, right?
Yes. It's on the third floor of this place.
Welcome back, my master.
Please, over here.
The first hour is 800 yen, and all soft drinks have free refills.
All the games are free to play,
and the sweets are all-you-can-eat.
Can I have this eel bowl?
We don't have it right now.
Then, the shrimp pilaf.
We can't do it now.
Then, the meat-sauce spaghetti will do.
15 minutes will be required.
Your approval?
All right, let's do it.
With stuff like that, can this work out as a business?
You guys...
What would you like to drink?
Wait a minute.
Hurry up. If you're late, you'll pay a fine, a fine!
Is that the attitude you show towards your customers?
That's the protocol here.
So you've decided already, right?
I'll have melon soda.
I'm not interested in an ordinary menu.
I would like a milk tea.
And what do you want?
I'm still picking one!
That's too slow for a brigade member.
Since when am I a brigade member?!
That's the settings for this outfit.
You're an entire century too early to disobey your brigade leader.
This is so confusing.
Then, an iced coffee will do.
Orders from the brigade leader. Sit here and wait!
Oh, brother.
It was the first time it smelled in a while!
We're gonna have a show on stage now, so please watch.
If we figured out the globe like we would a riddle
We could all go anywhere together
To the end of time, BOOON!
Encore! Encore!
Amazing!
Encore! Encore! Everyone performs so well!
Next time, do the Mori version!
She's an exchange student, and a freshman at our high school.
My name is Patricia Martin. Nice to meet you.
We've released a CD, too. See?
Konata and Patty - Cos-tte (Cos-it)! Oh My Honey
You're allowed to put something like that on sale?
Excuse me, may I have some tea?
Would you like it hot?
Yes, please make it hot.
I'd like a melon soda.
All right.
Let's see... What kind of drink is this "up-to-you mix juichu?"
Classified information.
Protocol, protocol!
This café is amazingly tiring...
Nurse's Office
My height...
It's all right.
I'm sure you will still grow more and more in the future.
That's got to be true!
Oh, Sis!
Oh, Yu-chan.
I start with such a hope-destroying example right next to me!
Sis, how much did you grow height- wise since you entered high school?
Well... I haven't seen any change, vertically nor horizontally.
Yu-chan, you should be prepared for the worst.
touch
No depressions, don't be depressed, there is a need out there.
Hey, you two, have you gone to a reunion yet?
No, not yet.
I haven't either.
Why are you asking all of a sudden?
The often-said "You haven't changed at all!"
is usually a compliment, right?
But the only people who are happy to hear that
are the ones that properly changed in various places, right?
So you cared, at least a little bit.
Now, Golden Week is about to begin. But understand this, okay?
Aside from the exams you'll have right after the break,
remember that you guys face entrance exams this year,
and spend your break in moderation!
And furthermore,
the weekdays in-between the holidays are not days off!
I won't authorize any plans to catch a cold and miss school!
Kamchatka!
That aura that emanates from the entire body...
No doubt about it, it's Legendary Girl A!
Is that new volume today's target?
Or will it be the goods?
Think hard...
Don't forget that we are in the middle of the spring AV fair!
Not yet!
After drawing her in well, and letting her guard down...
That's when we recommend something!
That's right. Wait for her to get closer.
That's right!
Now! Call out to her!
I'm going out!
Welcome! I'm going out!
Welcome!
Here's what we've recently got in stock!
Hey, Kagami.
Are you here now?
Yeah, I'll be right over.
She was only passing time while waiting for someone!
With simmering, you make rolling wedges.
You chop them into random shapes on purpose.
Oh, is that so?
That way, you increase the surface area,
and it's easy for the flavor to sink in, they say.
After you skim off the scum,
let it simmer on medium heat for about ten minutes.
It crumbles if you simmer it for too long,
so it's okay to take it off the heat when a toothpick can sink in.
I see.
It's somewhat surprising that when it comes to home economics,
Miyuki looks like she's below average.
I now totally understand just how you usually look at us, Kagami.
Hiiragi-chan, would you like to study for the exams
together in the library? Think of it as helping each other out.
Yeah, sure!
Right before exams,
the usual club activities all get cancelled,
so you suddenly have nothing to do.
That's why you study.
That's why there aren't any going on.
Well, I understand that,
but when you're free in the times that you usually spend in your club,
you see somewhat of a different world, you know?
When you think about that, you can't possibly study, right?
It's like you're wasting time, you get all antsy and excited.
For now, understand that half of the reason
why we're holding this study group is for your sake.
- I'm tired!
- So fast! - I'm tired!
- So fast!
- Let's take a little break!
Maybe you can't concentrate because you don't have a goal in mind?
Don't you have a dream of what you want to be in the future?
A dream, huh...
It's not like it's the future or anything, but during this season,
don't you just wish that you'd win the lottery or something,
and live an easy life?
You get kinda lazy.
Minegishi, do something about that thing. You get kinda lazy.
Minegishi, do something about that thing.
When I use my brains, sweet stuff is a must after all!
After we get home, I'll bring you some
of the cookies I baked the other day, so let's do our best!
Oh, you bake sweets and stuff, Minegishi?
Yeah, though not as much as that Ajiyoshi boy.
No, no, yours are more delish than Ajiyoshi's!
Studying is such a chore!
Sis, I tried baking some madeleines!
What's wrong?
Well, um,
I don't think it's like birds of a feather flocking together,
but I was just wondering whether or not similar types of friends
naturally come together around you...
Are you taking it lightly,
thinking that it's just another simple canker sore?
These medical-type shows really have increased in number lately.
You're right.
It's scary because a lot of it happens really close to you.
Especially to me!
Or rather, watching this stuff, you start thinking,
"Maybe I'm going to die soon?" and can't stop thinking about it.
It just rings too many bells.
That's enough of negative stories close to home.
I beg you, please stay alive!
Oh, Sis, can you teach me this part?
Let's see...
"Kazu (curses), like chickens,"
"come home to roast (roost)"?
So, this is...
Kazu likes chicken.
When he comes home, there is roast chicken.
I think.
Sis, can you translate the rest from here?
Let me see...
When you make the contract...
Did I learn stuff like this?
Oh yeah, the other day, when I was working as a shrine maiden,
guests from overseas were talking about the origin of the torii arch.
Oh? What were they saying?
Long ago, it was said that birds (tori) carried the dead,
and it was a tree for the birds to rest on.
That's why they call it a "bird stay" (torii), apparently.
They know more about Japan than we do!
Maybe it would have been faster to just ask Kagami-neechan...
Lucky Star!
The Sea of Japan, where the chill seeps down to the bone.
Where has the one I love gone?
Lucky* Channel production Akira Kogami's Big Show!!
All alone, swimming through the rough waves of show business.
Let's have her sing!
Miss Akira Kogami, with Cape Thirties (Misoji Misaki)!
Hold it! What part of this is a live show?!
Considering the show's budget, this was the absolute limit!
- It's practically Ta___ri Club!
- It's going to start! - It's practically Ta___ri Club!
- It's going to start! - Just who do you think I am...
Can I tell a story as a monologue?
I mumbled softly to the seagulls
A woman, topped with a one-way caring heart
The sea winds of the north froze stiff
Separated, love disperses
It's sure taking a long time for the drinks to get here... Separated, love disperses
It's sure taking a long time for the drinks to get here... Even words of curses
Yes? Even words of curses
I've brought the drinks that you ordered. Even words of curses
I've brought the drinks that you ordered.
Won't reach you so far away
Oh, thanks. Won't reach you so far away
Just standing here, crying till you're s...
Wait, that brown thing is MINE!
Cape Thirties
Lucky* Channel production Akira Kogami's Big Show!!
Damn tasty!
Falling into tears in the inn, all alone
Let's see... Where is "Kentai Life Returns"? Falling into tears in the inn, all alone
Even if I regretted the night we made love
Men are so full of selfish promises
It all ends with none of them coming true
To the splashing waves
Hello? To the splashing waves
Oh, yes, yes. To the splashing waves
An extension? To the splashing waves
If I were to toss them
Oh, yes, we're fine. If I were to toss them
Yes, my best regards. If I were to toss them
We've got five minutes left.
It seems like I can see you so far away
Let's clean up, let's. It seems like I can see you so far away
Bye-nee! It seems like I can see you so far away
Bye-nee! I'd like to dedicate to the loving loneliness
Oh, I'd like to release a song as a solo artist, too. I'd like to dedicate to the loving loneliness
Oh, I'd like to release a song as a solo artist, too. Cape Thirties
S-s-s-something forgotten... Cape Thirties
Can I tell a story as a monologue?
I mumbled softly to the seagulls
A woman, topped with a one-way caring heart
The sea winds of the north froze stiff
Separated, love disperses
Even words of curses
Won't reach you so far away
Just standing here, crying until you're soaked
Cape Thirties
Next Episode Preview
Now, what's with the next episode of Lucky Star?
So dull. Nagato, at this rate, nobody will watch!
I want you to do it more like someone cheerfully speaking
from the TV out to the living room around 6:30 PM on a Sunday night.
Now, one more time. Go!
Now, what's with the next episode of Lucky Star?
It didn't change! Oh, I don't care anymore.
Under the Sun
Next episode: Under the Sun
Please look forward to it.
No, rock, paper, scissors!